Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it’s already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.
This post would not be gaining this much traction on a normal website
obviously fuck the troops etc etc but i do think one of the funniest things to come out of the US armed forces from an engineering perspective is the solution to the problem of “how do i land this fighter jet on as short of an aircraft carrier runway as possible”. and it turns out the best answer the combined brainpower of the most overfunded military in human history could come up with was “stick a hook on the bottom of the jets and a bigass rubber band across the runway lol”. actual looney toons shit. and to top it off the most common failure mode is for the rubber band (“arresting cable”) to snap and release ungodly amounts of energy capable of literally whipping US troops in half, which fucking rules
